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					<description><![CDATA[昨天还在跟xige说我视力的问题呢，今早就闹笑话了。今早下楼在高德上打车上班，然后我走到交叉口等车，从软件上看 [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p>昨天还在跟<a href="https://hjyl.org/go/aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuc2FncnJlLmNuLw==" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">xige</a>说我视力的问题呢，今早就闹笑话了。今早下楼在高德上打车上班，然后我走到交叉口等车，从软件上看车到了起始点，注意是起始点，起始点在小区门口，我才意识到我走到交叉口等不算，我得再走回去到起始点上车。此时我留了个心眼，记住了车牌尾号313，正好对面迎来一辆车，模糊的感觉到车牌尾号3130，我这视力差的如此地步，车子能看清楚，车牌号看不清楚，都没过脑子，我直接挥手示意，然而这辆车直接从我眼前掠过，眼瞅着车子越跑越远，我站在那懵逼好一会儿，心里嘀咕，难道见我长得丑拒载？我拿起手机再看看高德，发现车还在起始点，我回头一看，那辆车确实还在那里。顿时尴尬癌掉一地..........</p>



<p>另外上班的时候刷到一个评论，让我笑出了声来。这一本正经的问答，打的我措手不及。</p>



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